STOP THE SQUIRRELS.org · Dexter’s campaign

Join the Cause

Fill out the official recruitment form below, and Dexter will personally (not really) review your application.

Just for fun! This is a demo form. Nothing you type is saved, sent, or shared. When you press the button, you simply get a pretend membership card.

1. Recruit Information

First name *Please tell us your first name.

Last name *Please tell us your last name.

Preferred bark name (optional, for your membership card)

Email *Please enter a valid email address.

Phone (optional)

2. Home Base

Street address *Please enter your street address.

City *Please enter your city.

State *Please enter your state.

ZIP code *Please enter a 5-digit ZIP.

Squirrel density in your yard: 5 / 100 = peaceful meadow · 10 = squirrel metropolis

3. Squirrel Offenses You Have Witnessed Describe your worst squirrel encounter (0/500)

4. Your Role in the CampaignChoose your position I am a…

Pet’s name (optional)

Breed / species (optional)

Experience level

Beginner: I just discovered squirrels are a problem Experienced: I have barked at a fence before Veteran: Squirrels know me by name

5. Availability & Extras

Days you can bark

Best time to bark

T-shirt size

How did you hear about us? Send me the (pretend) monthly newsletter, The Daily Bark Emergency treat contact (optional)

6. The Official Pledge

“I solemnly swear to bark at squirrels when necessary, to never feed them acorns, and to always give belly rubs to Dexter, founder and president.”

I take the pledge *You must take the pledge to join.

Type your name as your signature *Please sign with your name (or a paw print emoji 🐾).

Join the Cause

Welcome to the cause! 🎉

STOP THE SQUIRRELS .org